669小说网

第10部分（第4页）

Fashion　Week：　the　lowdown

Expect　to　freeze　your　ass　off　while　trying　to　hail　a　cab。　Expect　to　wait　an　hour　for　a　show　to　start

only　to　be　told　that　the　show　is　runninganother　hour　late。　Expect　to　see　lots　of　Botoxed；

fake…tanned；　anorexic　girls　trying　not　notice　that　they　all　wore　the　same　thing　to　the　same　show；

and　lots　of　gay　men　wearing　more　perfume　than　the　girls。　Expect　to　find　out　that　those　ugly…ass

cargo　pants　with　tapered　legs　are　back　in　styleagain　。　Expect　to　be　envious　of　the　pouty…lipped；

giraffe…legged　models　who　actually　look　good　in　them。　Expect　to　be　annoyed　by　heavily　made…up；

fur…wearing　women　who　bring　their　little　Louis　Vuitton　collar？wearing　French　bulldogs　to　the

show　in　matching　Louis　Vuitton　handbags。　Expect　to　be　dying　for　the　after…party　to　start　so　you

can　smoke。　Expect　the　after…parties　to　be　truly　mind…blowing。　Expect　not　to　remember　what

happened　the　morning　after。

Your　e…mail

Q：？　？　Dear　GG；

I　was　walking　by　the　bar　in　the　pton　Hotel　last　night　and　I　saw　B　with　this　man　who　I

recognize　from　my　building。　He　has　a　daughter　who？s　like　in　ninth　or　tenth　grade　at　my　school。

What？s　that　all　about？

？Tom

A：？　？　Hey　Tom；

Who　knows　what　she　was　up　to；　but　can？t　you　totally　see　B　as　some　poor　girl？s　evil　stepmom？

？GG

Q：？　？　Dear　G…Dawg；

Can　I　just　say　that　you　kick　ass！　Also；　I　heard　N　is　going　to　that　fancy　rehab　up　in　Greenwich。

My　cousin　went　there　and　came　back　more　messed　up　than　before。

？F。B。

A：？　？　Dear　F。B。；

Thanks　for　the　pliment；　although　I　don？t　know　if　I　dig　the　whole　？G…Dawg？　thing。　And

whatever　happens　to　N　in　rehab；　they　can？t　take　away　his　soul　or　his　divine　beauty！

？GG

Sightings

Nand　his　parents　having　a　tour　of　that　stylin？　new　rehab　clinic　inGreenwich　。C　having　his　nails

done　atCoin　；　an　all…male　spa　in　Chelsea。　No　kidding。S　picking　up　a　custom…made　baby　tee　at　one

of　those　customized　T…shirt　places　inChinatown　。B　standing　in　front　ofTiffany　；　drinking　out　of　a

paper　cup　and　eating　a　Danish；　just　like

Audrey　HepburninBreakfast　at　Tiffany？s；　exceptB　was　wearing　her　gray　school　uniform　instead

of　a　blackChristian　Dior　evening　gown。K　andI　putting　up　NOLOITERINGsigns　around　theLes

Best　tent。　It　looks　like　they　actuallyvolunteered　their　se