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might　have　loved　him；　but　she　was　having　a　kick…ass　time　without　him。

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protect　the　innocent。　Namely；　me。

hey　people！

Early　rejection

So　I　heard　the　Ivies　have　e　up　with　a　conspiracy　to　maintain　their　intrigue　and　exclusivity：

This　year　they？re　not　acceptinganyone　early。　Maybe　it？s　only　a　false　rumor。　But　if　you　don？t　get

in　early；　try　to　think　of　it　this　way：　Maybe　you　weretoo　perfect。　They　just　couldn？t　handle　it。　And

just　think　how　much　fun　we？ll　have　if　we　all　wind　up　at　the　same　munity　college！

To　surgically　enhance　or　not；　that　is　the　question

The　idea　of　surgically　altering　one？s　body　in　any　way　has　always　freaked　me　out；　not　because　I

don？t　think　Dolly　Parton　looks　great。　She　doesn？t　look　a　day　over　forty　and　she　must　be　two

hundred　by　now。　But　I？d　be　worried　the　doctors　would　make　a　mistake　and　deflate　one　breast

entirely　or　leave　out　a　nostril　or　something。　Of　course　I？m　as　girly　a　girl　as　girls　e；　and　I　know

how　important　it　is　to　feel　good　about　my　appearance。　I　try　to　think　of　it　this　way　though：　You

know　when　you　see　a　gorgeous　boy　on　the　street　and　you　say　to　your　friend；　？Look　athim　！？　and

then　your　friend　makes　a　face　like；ugly　？　We　all　have　suchtotally　varied　tastes　that　someone　is

going　to　look　at　you　and　think；yum…yum　dee…lish；　no　matter　whatyou　think　you　look　like。　You　just

have　to　learn　to　see　what　they　see。

Your　e…mail

Q：？　？　Dear　G…Girl；

I　heard　you　got　in　early　to　Bryn　Mawr　and　you？re　psyched　because　you　like　going　to　school　with

girls　and　you？re　this　huge　volleyball…playing　lesbo。　Tee　hee。

？dorf

A：？　？　Hello　dorf；

What　kind　of　a　name　is　dorf；　anyway？　I　refuse　to　stoop　to　your　level　of　humor　or　tell　you　where　I

applied　to　college；　but　my　mother　and　sister　both　happened　to　go　to　Bryn　Mawr；　and　guess　what？

They？re　bothhot　。

？GG

Gotta　dash　home　and　check　the　mail　for　an　important…looking　business…sized　envelope　that　may

or　may　not　determine　my　entire　near　future。　Wish　me　luck！

You　know　you　love　me。

gossip　girl

romancing　the　stoner

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